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This is teachers on TikTok sharing the most horrific places they've bumped into students outside of school.

And students are sharing some of the same. So here's one. I was teaching preschool and I also worked at a topless bar.

Saw a father at last call and saw him again at the school's early drop-off at 6 a.m.

Well, what's he going to say? I was getting a bikini wax and halfway through my technician told me that because of me, she's doing great

in college math.

Oh, boy.

When I was a teacher, I saw a current student who was 16 attempt to use his fake ID at a bar

where I was moonlighting.

That's actually a helpful situation because you're like no

these are child places where a teacher and student have

I like the waxing one like you're already like I wouldn't I just wouldn't get waxed

I just don't I know I couldn't take the pain and I know that I just don't want to be

splay legged on some chatty lady who's you know busy hurting me I just don't want to be splay-legged on some chatty lady who's busy hurting me. I just don't want any part of it. It is annoying when they're chatty. What's the matter with being splay-legged? No, thanks. All right. Well, and certainly I don't want someone to be like, oh, I'm a huge fan of the show. Please don't be.

Never listen again.

Can I get a picture with my work?

Can I get a selfie?

It's so nice and smooth.

Is that wrong?

Yeah.

And I would never do that.

So you go get waxes, huh?

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