Hilarious stats and contingency-based plays that are starting to hit.

That's what we're going to talk about today on Stealing Bananas.

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I'm Ben Gretchen.

And the 5-A newsletter at Ben Gretchen.com with me. As always, is Sean Siegel. You can find out of this great work at Rodeviz. And Sean, the hilarious stats that I referenced in the introduction were something that you have been working on. I haven't heard these stats yet. I'm very excited to hear them. But first, how first how you doing week nine not quite as fun as week eight week eight was a really really fun week nine

we're not big fans of jollixing around here jill licks has scored a million points um

but it wasn't a terrible week it is what it is i was really excited to see garrant wilson

even though he didn't crush or anything.

I mean, the Jets only throw for like 150 passes and he gets about two-thirds of their yards,

even though there's no one else to draw coverage or anything.

I mean, that guy's already a star.

There are a lot of fun things that we're seeing.

Maybe that's one of your hilarious stats.

No, the hilarious stats are more than negative variety. It was, again, a study in contrast in week nine, where we actually did have a lot of cool fantasy stuff. At the same time,

the reality football perhaps left quite a bit to be desired in a majority of the games, we'll

say. There were a few fun things that happened.

If you ended up having Bears, dolphins,

and I don't think a couple weeks ago necessarily,

that would have been the headliner.

But if you had Bears' Dolphins as the game,

you mainly tuned into and watched,

you're pretty fired up about this week

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