My complexion is that of a urinal.

Your urinal.

Everyone in this room needs vitamin D.

A little lower, a little slower.

You want to oil them down?

Sunning their buttholes. Oh, wow. Fugging the sun. Oh, wow. We're pretty much all deficient in D. Sorry, I'm a little slow. Are you down with the D or not? Oh. Give it to me all day long. The Woody Show.

Well, we began another new hour in sensitivity trail. to me all day long. The Woody Show.

Well, we begin another new hour.

Insensitivity trading for a politically correct world.

It's Thursday.

It's pre-Friday.

It's September the 11th, 20205th, 24th anniversary of the 9-11 attacks, which typically on this day kind of carries the news.

But there's just so much in the news between the Charlie Kirk thing, between the Colorado school shooting thing. And it just seems to be, yeah, it's just a lot. It's just a lot a lot. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a lot. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's one of those days and, you know, the news is what it is. And we're all aware of it. We do acknowledge it, but, uh, it kind of takes a little bit of a shine off of it. What's normally a very exciting day. I love, I love a good pre-Friday. I love it Thursday, but thank you for being with us. That's not what it's all about this morning, as you've been hearing. You're doing a lot of other things as well and trying to keep it light and fun as best we can. And we thank you for doing that and give us some of your time with us. Let's see. Phones open 87744. Woody, text over to 22987.

How about a couple of good stories? All right. Yes, please.

So, it starts

bad. This guy,

his name is Daniel Druin. He lost

his home in a fire this past summer.

That sucks. And he was in the news for that.

But now he's in the news again

because he just won a new house. Sweet. Like, wasn't given to him. It wasn't a go fund me or whatever. It was one of those things, you know, where... Is it like a raffle? Yeah, they'll do like a raffle for... They'll do a charity thing where they have a house and a bunch of people donate services, landscaping services or whatever, decorating services, furniture, whatever. And it's all for this charity. And then they sell raffle tickets to raise even more money for the charity and then the house is raffled off. That's amazing. This guy entered back in June, I guess, and it won. Sweet. He just got the call. Hell yeah. Lucky. Yeah, here he is telling the story.

Somebody said to me today, you're the most luckiest, unluckiest person I know.

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