HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 1st 2025
The Woody Show
iHeartRadio and ALT 98.7 FM
4.6 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2025
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, don't look at me Ew! Oh, don't look at me. Ew. The Woody Show. Yeah, everybody feels differently when it comes to birthdays. I mean, the vast majority of people, they're into their own birthday. They're into it. Yeah. That's fine. Like, they're down with having like some kind of whatever. Celebration. Yeah. |
| 0:23.9 | Doesn't have to be like super massive production thing. |
| 0:24.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.9 | But an acknowledgement. |
| 0:31.9 | And then there's the other side where dude, I just find, I find the attention on a birthday to be awkward. |
| 0:33.3 | And I don't like it. |
| 0:35.3 | It has nothing to do with age or getting, I'm not a, I don't care how old I am. |
| 0:39.6 | It's not about that. But have you been like that since you were a kid? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So like for me, not so much, but then there's the opposite of that, which is menace. Yeah, just slightly. Yeah. Women. |
| 0:51.9 | But, you know, it is, if we are going to stereotype, |
| 0:55.1 | yeah, it's mostly chicks you do the birthday week or the birthday weekend. Very rarely the birthday month, which is where menace is at. I mean, I started a trend. There's more people celebrating it nowadays. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about your birthday, Morgan? Are you? I like it, but I kind of feel the same as you. It's a little awkward with, you know... Saying happy birthday is fine, but no. I don't need any cards. I don't need any. I certainly don't want any gifts. Do you need a balloon arch? No balloons. None of that. That's the thing. I know. I don't want that. Menace, I'm surprised you don't celebrate your half birthday. I know people that do that. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah, no. None of that. That's the thing. I know I don't want that. Menace, I'm surprised you don't celebrate your half birthday. |
| 1:29.7 | I know people that do that. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah, no. |
| 1:31.7 | No? |
| 1:32.2 | No. |
| 1:32.6 | That's not official. |
| 1:33.6 | You seem to be like you'd be like a big birthday. |
| 1:35.4 | Yeah, I mean, I like, I like, you know, oh, happy birthday. |
| 1:37.9 | Oh, thank you. |
| 1:38.8 | You know, but I don't want the class to sing to me. I hate it. I hate the attack. I know a lot of people who love their birthday, but they don't want any singing at restaurants. That I used to have a panic attack as a kid. No singing. I like to do it randomly because the restaurant doesn't know and or care if it's someone's actual birthday or not. I want a free brownie Sunday. Just so you know, it's her birthday. If you wouldn't. and so they come over and all of a sudden it's like what what? |
| 2:36.4 | How has your wife not murdered you? Well, I mean, I haven't done it to her. Oh, okay. There's a friend of mine, whenever he and his family go out, like, that's their thing. They always, like, decide kind of secret ballot who they're going to say is the birthday, though it's not yeah yeah that's funny that's uh Sammy birthday person see bass just had a birthday I am uh I'm a grown |
| 2:42.7 | adult so I don't need recognition no but do your parents send you like a card for your birthday |
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