And now back to the Woody Show.

And we're going to get back into something that I've been looking forward to for a long time because leave it to menace to misread something. A lot. But turn it into something else. Go in a totally different direction. Yeah. So we had that topic the other day. Stuff that shouldn't need to be told. Like, I shouldn't have to tell you how to, you know, do something or, you know, different things like that and how to act.

And we had an event where, you know, people are drinking and we're at a brewery and I go, oh, you know what?

I should record some audio with some of our listeners on what they have to say about that topic. But I had a couple beers myself and I misread the email and it and so I read

it as stuff that shouldn't be told like things that you shouldn't tell other people. Oh that's better.

And so I have the recordings and then finally like I get sober for 30 seconds and then I get on track to the original subject. But I have a couple of the befores with the wrong topic. Okay. So the first one is super obvious. So I just want to get out of the way. Here's the first one. What's something people shouldn't be told? Body count. Body count. That's the number one. Okay. That's the number one. That's the number one. That's fair. That's fair. You got it. Easy. So I felt bad about that because it was a young girl in front of her boyfriend. And she went with body count. He didn't. He had like, oh, don't talk about politics. And I'm like, oh, yikes. Don't talk about it, guys. Yes.

I know, and I can see his face, which was funny. You don't want to tell me that. So I'm like, that was super easy. Of course, a bunch of people had that answer. Yeah. But then we started getting into some other answers. So here's another clip. Something people shouldn't be told. Something people should not be told.

Yeah.

How many times you've done butt stuff?

Okay. People shouldn't be told. Something people should not be told. Yeah.

How many times you've done butt stuff?

Okay.

So can I get your butt stuff number?

About four.

Four?

Nice.

Yeah.

Did you spread it out or just like you just have one crazy month?

It's all solo.

Okay.

Middle finger and a thunk. Neither. Okay. Neither. Okay. Interesting. Wow. Solo. Solo butt stuff. And I'm like, of course, on Buzz, I should have said, you know, what was, you know, up there. So a toy, I'm guessing, right? A toy.

A light bulb, a shampoo bottle.

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