The Woody Show. All right, tonight the new hour. Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Pre-Friday, it's Thursday morning. Nice. It's August the 21st, 2025. I'm Woody, that's Greg Gorey. Hi, Wood. We got Menace. What is up? Gina Grad is here. Hi. We got C-Bass. We've got Sammy. Morning. Morgan is here. Good morning.

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Morning.

Morgan is here. Morning. Take any calls. Phones are open at 877-44 Woody. You can send us your text over to 2-29-8-7. Back-to-school season is here. Seems like every couple days, there's some more and more schools that are going back. today just happens to be the day that my kids go back to school.

So my wife is psyched.

Yeah. It's the best day ever. You know what it is? It's just getting back into the regular schedule. Yes. Summer's great and it's cool. Like, you know, you do different things or whatever, but it does throw your regular schedule off. Well, yeah. And getting back that sense of normalcy is pretty nice. I would see in that age group you would be a chauffeur for a lot of stuff. Oh, yeah. That's all my wife did. It was like, this one goes here. Got to pick them up. Bring them over here so they can go grab this one with the time this thing's over. And then you got your own stuff to do. do and honestly my wife and I were talking the other day

like we are so disconnected right now

because between her doing all that stuff

my work slash you know flight school

you know getting my pilots license and stuff

like we barely see each other maybe like you said 10 minutes a week, give or take? It feels that way. Honestly, probably maybe, maybe an hour a day. And we're the same and we don't even get an hour because my husband is constantly with his boyfriend now. Oh, Tony Hornton. Oh, yeah. He spent all his time working out with Tony Horton now. That's so gay. He says the working out. Yeah, right. Do it with him. I was just a three-dogs house. I don't exercise. Oh. If that's what's happening over there, I don't know. I hope that's not what you were suggesting, Morgan. Oh, well, sorry.

We can do the other one, I guess. So it'll be nice to get back into the regular routine. Yeah. And also, like, that's why this time of year is also really good for my wife and I for, you know, like our no kids. Yeah, you need it. You know, a little break. Yes. You know, it's weird, man. Like, there are, there are times just when you've been married and you got kids and everything. You do feel more like roommates sometimes. For sure. Yeah. Like business partners. Kind of. Yeah. Because it's like you guys are both on task for whatever the hell's going on. Taking care of the household. Splitting up responsibility. All right, I'll handle this. You go handle that.

And just there's not a lot of togetherness. Yeah. You know. Oh, cuddle time. No. Right. You need to cuddle more. Not even cuddle. I mean, like, not even like where there's like you can have a meal at the same time. Nothing. Not a conversation. It's like, well, I can't wait until you're back here at 8.30 because I'm getting up at 1.30 in the morning.

So, like, I'm going to eat earlier.

Right.

Everything is, everything's disjointed. No butterfly kisses. I think it's weird when you don't eat together. Like, that's borderline sad to I totally agree. Like his little dinner was waiting with foil on it in the oven. Oh, wow. Yeah, because I had to go to bed. Right. Sometimes I'll text Mario and say, hey, I'm going to go ahead and eat now because you're not home yet. And I find it weird and sad. I agree. I'm with you. Because dinner should be together. Yes. My wife was mad at me yesterday. She went and got her haircut and colored and the whole thing.

And I knew she did it. And then I guess I didn't say anything.

Oh, what do you? Well, no, but this. I never say anything. I never say anything.

When women get their haircut, you can't tell. You can't tell. It's a different color.

It's not a different color. It's not highlighted. It's just the same. I don't notice the highlight. She doesn't have roots anymore.

Yeah.

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