Get my neck sucked in

Get in that neck sucked in

Get up in

Oh my god

The Woody Show

And we are into another new hour

Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world

Woody, Greg

Menace, Gina Grave

And look who's here, everybody

It's the Machine We Yeah. You know? What's up? That's no doubt tickets are, that's a big score. That's a good... In my household, that's a big score right now. I wouldn't be shocked if my wife calls in you guys don't know somebody for that yeah

we do but that's a lot less out of my pocket you've been to this fear multiple times right

yeah i made jaber coffee field leave yeah because i cried so aggressively yeah you too is the

best one and i'm a dead fan you two is the best one that they I'm a dead fan. You two is the best one that they had. That was amazing. Didn't you guys piss off David Copperfield? I did. At the show? Yeah, because... Oh, the balloon trick. Yeah, he picked me out of the crowd. And he was, like, showing me this balloon that was inside of a balloon. He was supposed to make the middle part, like, explode.

And he, like, he didn't give any instruction, right, break.

No, he was super vague to be fair to menace. He kind of, it looked like he wanted you to take it. Just, like, look at it, right? Yeah. And so, like, okay, and just see if it's, like, a real balloon or whatever. So like I touch it and then I let go and then it starts to fall and he started to he's like fumbling all over the place. And he can tell he was mad. He hated you. Yeah. You want to make me disappear. Yeah, for sure. Well, the machine, Bert Kreischer everybody. Yes. So Bert has the two bears 5K at the Rose Bowl with Tom Seguura. This is the third annual Two Bears 5K.

And it's happening at Rose Bowl Stadium next Saturday, May 9th for tickets.

You can go to Two Bears 5K.com.

He's got that going on.

There's the cruise, which is coming up later on this year.

He's traveling the country on a pretty sweet looking bus oh yeah

i keep sure with the old one burned down yeah i keep seeing the new bus but he's always busy he's got

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