if

Joe come into you today. So yes, so if you don't, if you want to get sick, this is the

episode to listen to. Listen to this episode so you can get sick too. One of my friends

text me today is like, what if you have rs city? I'm like, what if you have shut the

fuck up? Like stop.

Isn't rsv for babies? That's what I thought. But apparently it's like going around.

I would try to cure my ailments, but I still can't swallow pills. I thank you. The many,

many, many of you who sent me tips and suggestions on how to swallow pills. Some of you want me

to like eat a whole water bottle. And while I have a pill in my mouth, some of you want me

to turn my head from the left. Some of you want me to hang upside down while drinking

a cup of water with my pants off. A lot of weird stuff came in. It didn't work.

Did you try it? I didn't try any of them because it's mental. It is. It's putting a pill

in my mouth, turning my head to the left and chugging a water bottle is just going to make

me choke looking left. What a journey. We have the best fans. But before we get into

it, what shows do you have coming up? So in December, I have a bunch of like little private

things going on. But if you want me to come to your school, if you want me to come to

your area and you want to do something private, I could definitely do that. But that sounded

so sexual. If you want me to come to your area and do something private, weirdo. Private

in a sense where you give me money to perform. Okay. I'll take it January 7th. I'll be in

Austin, that's Austin, Texas, January 28th. I'll be in St. Louis, February 22nd. I'll be

in Boston with Jimmy Cash, February 24th and 25th. I'll be in Spapokin with Joe and Spokane

whatever. And March 31st and March 1st, I will be in Rochester, New York. So get tickets

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