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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Highlights - Trump's Halloween

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2016

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

When you love riding a motorcycle, you want to ride it everywhere, even to a physical.

0:05.0

Let's check your weight, hop on the scale.

0:07.0

Look at that, you're down a few pounds.

0:11.0

Oh yeah, must be the new carbon fiber wheels.

0:13.2

And when you love saving money, you want to save even more.

0:16.3

That's why GEICO makes it easy to bundle your motorcycle and car insurance.

0:20.0

I'm going to prescribe 91 octane for your engine knock,

0:22.4

and we'll want to see you again in 3,000 miles.

0:24.6

Kick start your savings with GEICO Motorcycle.

0:27.8

Bundle and save on the things you love.

0:30.0

Ladies and gentlemen, Bob and Tom

0:33.0

Good morning Trump here.

0:35.0

Oh great Trump. Mr Trump.

0:36.0

How you doing this is Halloween is coming up and everyone says all the trick-or shooters

0:40.0

plan to dress up like me so I just want to warn you that I'll sue you for

0:44.6

every piece of candy okay and if I dress like a pump if somebody dresses like a

0:49.2

pumpkin or a circus peanut or anything else that could be construed as mocking my glowing orange

0:55.7

skin tones.

0:56.7

I will suit the pants off of you and yes anyone who dresses like a squirrel a

1:01.9

pomeranian an iraq a squirrel, a pomeranian, an Iraq, a roadkill, a throw rug, or a possum can

1:06.6

expect to be sued by my hair, okay?

1:09.6

Thank you very much, Mr. Trump. Bob and Tom mornings and highlights replayed all day long.

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