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Ladies and gentlemen, Bob and Tom.

French Company, the banale design, has unveiled a collection of so-called smart jeans

that vibrate and act as a wearable GPS navigational device.

Hello, Bob at Tom Show.

Hi Bob and Tom, it's Donnie Baker.

The next time I had a confirmed hookup,

I'm going to tell the check to get some of these GPS jeans.

Uh-huh.

I swear to God, then I'm going to direct the check to my place the long way

and make her take the scenic route.

Think about it. By the time she gets to me she's all grazed up and ready to party.

Grazed up!

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