Okay, we have a real problem here.

You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny.

Freaking amazing.

Alice at 973.

A couple things that are happening in the city that I thought, you know,

read down like, here's some stuff that's happening in the Bay Area this weekend.

Here's some fun things.

And there were a couple fun.

I was like, oh, it's pretty good.

Like, did you know that tomorrow is World Goth Day?

Oh, that's awesome.

And here locally, we're celebrating in Alameda on the USS Hornet.

Now, I don't know if you guys know this, but we got a goth.

We have one of them.

Her name's Jane.

Legit goth, too.

She doesn't put it on and take it off like a costume. No.

She goes home, takes off her daily wares, and then puts on black sweatpants and black t-shirt.

With spikes.

And black like a...

Reariser lipstick.

Feather slippers.

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