Highlight: The Shortage Facing The Nation

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

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4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Forget about eggs, forget about toilet paper - the shortage we need to be worried about is… cousins?

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0:00.0	Oh my god. You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny.
0:02.8	Oh, look at that.
0:04.6	Ellis at 973.
0:07.2	The New York Post is saying there's now a new shortage in town.
0:11.2	Oh.
0:11.9	There's a shortage of cousins.
0:14.2	I feel like we're all cousins.
0:17.9	What?
0:18.8	I feel like we're all cousins.
0:20.7	What are you talking about, Willis?
0:21.6	How is there a shortage of cousins?
0:22.6	There's like almost, there's nobody who isn't descended from somebody who has a second
0:27.6	or third or tenth cousin.
0:28.6	Like we're all cousins, we're all related.
0:30.6	There's no shortage of cousins.
0:33.6	I don't understand this cousin thing.
0:34.6	Cousins is not a brand.
0:36.6	It's the kids you were forced to hang out with growing up.
0:40.3	They are, but, listen, there are no, the seven of us were a force to be reckoned with.
0:47.0	You did not want us ding-dogidgin you. You were in trouble.
0:51.7	God, I love my cousin so much. That's good. I know that this is, when I saw this
0:55.9	story, I thought of you and went, you're one of the people. I think, I do believe, and I don't,
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