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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Highlight: Selfie Equation

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2017

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

Will they find a home? Sponsored by GEICO, Jane doesn't mind an apartment with no elevator.

0:04.8

Five flights of stairs is five plates of cardio. Bob is a little less enthusiastic about stairs.

0:09.7

I hate stairs.

0:10.9

Compromise is tough, but these two won't have to compromise when they bundle renters

0:14.6

in car insurance with GEICO.

0:16.2

It's easy and they could save even more.

0:18.3

In the end, Jane and Bob found an apartment that's a four-story walkup.

0:22.2

And Bob? Yeah, there's a freight elevator she doesn't know about what were you talking about? Oh nothing

0:27.5

Bundling without compromise at geico.com

0:30.1

Ladies and gentlemen Bob and Tom

0:33.0

This is what I've learned on Tinder.

0:35.0

Women are much better at photography

0:38.0

than men are.

0:40.0

Did you know that the angle of the selfie is directly related to the size of the woman?

0:47.0

So like if the arm's dead across like this, that girl eats right, goes to the gym.

0:54.0

And then a little bit higher, that girl likes to party,

0:58.0

she'll throw down on a burger.

1:00.0

And then like, clear the face a little bit that girl will eat carbs after 10 and then

1:07.9

diabetes heart problems,

1:15.0

problems, cartoon picture of a cat. Bob and Tom in the morning

1:18.0

and highlights all day long.

1:20.0

The Bob and Tom Show, weekday mornings at 6 a.m. Easter on Bob and Tom Show weekday mornings at 6 a.m. Eastern on Bob and Tom 24-7.

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