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Over to 2.29-82987. Reading the story this morning, this guy in Florida, he flipped out. He just really wanted to work out, you know? No, you got to. You know that feeling when you're there and you're in a groove at the gym? It's like, oh, don't just leave me alone. Don't step on my funk. Yeah.

Don't disrupt this groove. It's like every day like that, yeah. Yeah. So the employees there at the planet fitness were like, yo, bro, we're closing. It's time to go. Brough. Brough. But he didn't like that. Refused to leave. Stripped naked. Started sprinting around the gym as you do. Cops called and while they were on their way The guy crawled into the ceiling

Oh started sprinting around the gym as you do. Cops called and while they were on their way, the guy crawled into the ceiling. Oh. Try to start a fire in the bathroom. Cops get there and they found his naked ass hiding in a tanning bed. Wow. He wanted all the amenities before he left. They ran his name and believe it or not, he's got a record. Oh, no.

Stop it. Yeah. He was just in jail last year for attempted burglary and trespassing. I don't believe it. I was about to say that sounds very meth-y. Like he would be busted for meth in the past or something. If you're on meth, though, you don't need the gym. Do you want to go work out? No. Not even a little bit. I don't know.

I don't know.

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