Breaking news, Greg Gory had to take a major cat.

Not since the fall of Rome.

Has there been this much devastation?

Woody.

Woody.

Woody.

And now, back to the Woody Show.

Well, you know, I think all together we can just get through the Friday and into the weekend.

Yeah.

I think we can. Yeah. We were just talking about how, man, this is just felt like the longest week. It won't have. Yeah. Morgan and I before the show were talking about how it was the quickest week. Yeah, it's flown by for me. Oh, no. Yeah. Greg and Gina and I were all talking about how it's like three weeks in one. Yeah. For me, it's weird. I don't think it was a slow week, but last Saturday night feels like three months ago. Yeah. Although the week didn't really drag, but the weekend seems so long ago. Yeah, so that makes no sense. Well, I think part of this is all week long, I think the earliest I've gotten home. So I leave the house around, you know, $2.50, $2.30. Right. I don't walk back in my door until 5.30, 6 o'clock at night. That'll do it. And so it's just been these just never-ending long-ass days. Are you a doctor? No, I'm just an idiot. Are you on call? You would think.

It's been non-sat, though. This weekend, pretty low-key. Good. Hope you guys got something cool planned. Hit us up on the text. Friday check-in over to 229-87. We'll have some of the trending news headlines coming up. But ladies and gentlemen, Menace is here. And it's time for menace's late night monologue week in review ladies and gentlemen here's menace's menace. Wow what a week, what a week

Where do we even start?

The government's shutdown is still going on

And the big idea is let's cut air travel by 10%.

What Stanley said, look, some of your fat asses need to stay home anyways

Jeez

Oh, that's her words, not mine, just, I don't claim to take credit for that one. Great Gore got to cost it by a cockroach this week. Crap. Did I say roach? I meant cock, you know? Like rooster. You know, you got Rooster attack rooster attack yeah in your neighborhood it was pretty

hot yeah yeah damn it no seriously are you are you really afraid of bugs oh god yes yeah

yeah because seabas has a bug up his butt daily and he seems fine oh hey oh joe hands all

bitcoin crashed a little bit this week, and there goes my retirement.

I should go back to my first plan of sucking roaches for money.

Oh, wait a minute.

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