There's a woman in Houston, who cares.

I guess her name's not important.

She posted a video on social media.

She's a mom, and she's one of these women who act like they're so

put out and at sex with her husband is such a chore and a privilege. Man, they're so lucky.

That's what Greg says all the time about like, it's so rare for straight couples to have sex.

Oh, it's my birthday. I might be getting some. Yeah. Good luck.

Wow. Because there are a lot of wives who act as if it's like some kind of like they do act like it's a chore.

So in this woman's video, she lays out what she calls, even saying it's annoying. She calls it her mom libido formula.

Okay. And here she is to explain it. Welcome to mom libido 101. Here's the basics of the formula. Okay. And here she is to explain it.

Welcome to Mom Libito 101.

Here's the basics of the formula.

The amount she slept last night plus how much food she's eaten today sitting down

times the amount of help her partner gave her divided by the annoying comments minus the

number of times she was touched by her children today.

So let's run through an example, shall we?

Let's see, Mom got eight hours of sleep last night, he ate three full meals.

Her partner did pick up and bath time, but he was really annoying twice.

Then we have to subtract by the 1,000 times that she was touched today.

Does anyone know what the answer is?

Not a chance.

No. So what do psychologists say? Their advice for this chick and anyone else out there going,

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