kind of like refreshing it has a good throat burn oh my god the woody show is back

i'm looking for your dad jokes around of dad jokes 877 44 woody that's 877 44 woody keep it

uh keep it like keep it fun keep it short yes that's important sometimes people call up and it's

yes it's a punny

like punch line

but man does it take a long time

to get there

to suffer through something

that's the way the humor was

especially look at old joke books

it was these like

four paragraph setups

for like

yeah

dogs have fur

yeah

three word chaos

okay

yeah all right 877 44 Woody Friday Dad jokes. Yeah. And we'll go right to the phones with Christian. Hey, Christian. How are you? So, Woody Show. Love you, baby. Oh, love you, babe. All right. What's your dad joke? All right. So why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Why? Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Why? Because it was stuck in the crack. Oh, get it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because we're talking about butts. And thank you, Christian. Dad joke on the text. What do you get when you sit on ice too long? What? What? Polaroids. Oh! Nice. Let's speak to you. Hey, you. See, see, bass, I always go like, oh, God, dad jokes when you beg me to do the segment. But now that we've done a couple, and then I remember, you know what?

It's fun.

It's like, oh, this isn't a long time.

Yeah, I mean, okay, so let's go to Seabas. See, Bass. What do you got? Well, I hate dad jokes for two reasons. Number one, obviously, they're just puns. But number two, the name dad, okay? let's get some feminist jokes in here

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