Now I mean this, dear please.

It's the Woody Show in your ear.

Well, we are going to consult the law offices of Bodega, Menace, and Sebastian.

Attorneys Sebastian and Menace.

They are the best when it comes to trying to find excuses for people who are in need of their

bad behaviors defended in the house an attempt to get them off yeah and so gina you have

some of the uh the cases over there do and then uh everybody who's listening, you just text, if you were the jury, would you find,

after hearing Menace and Seabass's arguments, would you find the person in the story,

guilty or not guilty?

The law offices of Bodega, Menace, and Sebastian, what is the first case?

Okay, so a man was arrested Monday for allegedly lying down in a ditch and pretending to be drunk.

At approximately 5.30 a.m., sheriff's deputies received a report of an individual lying in a ditch.

31-year-old Caleb Barker of West Union was arrested and charged with simulated public intoxication in connection to the

incident.

I don't even think we're needed on this.

We'll take our fee.

I would like to cite cops being extra.

Also, my client is a method actor and he was studying for a role.

You want to get in a play? This is Elgin, Iowa. This isgin Iowa. So it's, can you have any, can you provide any kind of documents that he's been hired as an actor? Well, he's studying. Yeah. He's hopes to get it in the future. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you get documents when you're in school that you're studying to be in a play? That's going to be your defense. Yeah, you'll get a script. Excuse me, Your Honor. I believe that you have been in many plays.

Did you get, when you're in school that you're studying to be in a play if that's going to be your defense yeah you don't know excuse me

your honor

I believe that

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