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Yeah, we were talking about secrets here recently.

And, you know, Greg had his secret.

And we were just discussing that.

What's something that you'll never tell your partner,

no matter how much you love them?

Oh, like an insult or something? Well, yeah, I'll give you... Like something that's wrong with them. I'll give you an example. People were asked that question. And this person said, the cat that we adopted wasn't actually a stray. She was rehomed and I found her on Facebook. I just wanted another cat. I get that. Oh, it wasn't some random cat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, this one said that our first, our kids first steps weren't

actually his first steps. Our son took their first steps when we were visiting my parents for the

afternoon while my husband was at work.

Later that night, as soon as my husband walked through the door, our son pulled himself up using the couch and took five very deliberate steps toward him.

He got so excited about witnessing it that I didn't have the heart to tell him.

She did the right thing.

I pretended it was the first steps and I got super excited about it as well. Our son is 14 now. And still hasn't said anything. Good. She did the right

thing. That was very sweet. That's a nice lie. Yeah. Yeah. What's something you'll never tell

your partner no matter how much you love them. He makes homemade pizza about once a month and it's awful.

I love him so much. I eat it anyway, but dear God. That's so funny. It's usually food related,

I would think. You've got to be honest. Here's one. She proudly brags about how she's never

farted in front of me, but as soon as she falls asleep, all those farts that she's been holding in come out at tremendous velocity and noise. And I don't have the heart to tell her. Don't tell her. God, she'll never sleep again. That has happened to me. I love you more than life itself. But for the love of God, tell stories about a million times faster, please. Oh, I would love to say that to my husband. Tell a long story. Oh, my God. He'll take these

giant... about a million times faster, please. Oh, I would love to say that to my husband. Does he tell a long story? Oh, my God. And he'll take these giant dramatic pauses in the middle and it starts to make me like bounce off the walls. I'm like, please, hurry. On the fart thing, Mario never farts in front of me, but he does fart in his sleep. Well, yeah, I can't control it. Greg, why he put him on blast like that?

He put himself on blast, you know what I mean? Yeah, blasting. What's something you'll never tell your partner to know how much you love them? That in the morning when she comes in for a cuddle, her breath is revolting. That's most people. But you, yeah, she should have that. Like, why couldn't you tell them that? They're like, no, please.

Your brother.

Yeah, that's the thing.

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