Highlight: Is Your Dog In The 1%?

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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We’ve all met that untrained dog… but is training ever enough? Are American dogs just plain spoiled? Let’s dig into it.

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0:00.0	According to a new study, your dog has behavioral problems.
0:03.6	Oh.
0:04.6	Impossible.
0:05.4	Not Fred.
0:06.4	Yeah.
0:07.4	Fred doesn't jump on anybody, does he?
0:09.2	No, but he's...
0:11.2	Like if I came over, he wouldn't be, like, so excited to see me that he'd be jumping
0:15.2	on me?
0:16.2	He jumps up on all four feet.
0:17.2	He's like a little kangaroo.
0:18.4	But he doesn't land his feet on you?
0:20.0	No. That's the only thing I really want your dog to not do is jump on me. But if he really wants your This is super embarrassing. Stop it. Right. Like people are going to
0:39.2	think, I've got some going on down there because you can't get enough of it. So get away, dog.
0:44.4	But I hate when dogs jump up on me. Like that to me is like, please stop that. And it's one thing,
0:52.0	dogs do do that. They want to. They like to jump.
0:54.4	They're excited to see you.
0:55.8	If you are the owner of that dog, grab that effing dog and get it off that person.
1:00.1	People don't want to be jumped on by dogs.
1:01.7	I've got clothes on.
1:02.7	That thing's got dog feet.
1:05.9	The end.
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