Highlight: Comedian Eddie Ifft - He’s On The Show!

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.1 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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The hilarious Eddie Ifft is performing in San Francisco this weekend, and he’s making Sarah and Vinnie laugh as a warm up.

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0:00.0	Looking for a job is lonely.
0:02.7	Endless searching, phone calls that go nowhere.
0:05.7	Applications that vanish into thin air.
0:08.3	What if you could link with dozens of local companies
0:10.6	who are hiring right now with just one connection?
0:14.8	That's Express Employment Professionals.
0:17.8	Find us at ExpressPros.com.
0:20.0	One connection?
0:25.2	Endless opportunities. And no fees ever for job seekers.
0:29.3	Express Employment Professionals, ExpressPros.com.
0:32.1	Oh, my God.
0:33.7	You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny. Oh, look at that.
0:35.5	Ellis at 973.
0:38.0	401 brings up a good point.
0:39.8	If you have a personal Waymo, you could have it drop you off at work and you could send it out to collect fares to help offset the cost, which becomes the problem, right?
0:49.5	You can't have, you can't be running a personal business.
0:53.0	Yes, you can.
0:53.7	You could? Yeah. Would you license it back
0:56.4	to Waymo? I don't know. I will, that is very, that is very, that's where the problem comes in.
1:02.0	I will, I will whore my car out. I'm not using it. I'm at work. Yeah. And it'll get people
1:08.4	around. It'll get less cars out there with less vehicles. Right. That's true. Yeah. And it'll get people around. It'll get less cars out there. We'll have less vehicles.
1:11.0	Right.
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