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The Woody Show

HIGHLIGHT 30 MINS: The Woody Show May 8th 2026 Podcast

The Woody Show

iHeartRadio and ALT 98.7 FM

Society & Culture

4.63.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

News Headlines, Greg's Immature replies to text messages, Fail Stories & More! 

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0:00.0

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1:27.5

I sold a pair of my dirty workout socks to a foot free. Wow? I already got paid. I'm putting it in mail today. Hell yeah. Now, would you consider selling other wares such as a bra or something like that? Do you want to buy my panties, Sammy? No, I'm just curious what you're up for. The Woody Show. All right, well, so here's the news involving Seabas and the text. I don't know. He's not in him. We don't know where he's in. He's hiding. He might be still getting the DUIQ together or something. Anyway, Seabass loves him the text.

1:28.7

Oh, yeah.

1:31.4

He's constantly, like, he'll sit in the office.

1:37.1

While we're on the air, he'll sit in the office and just sit at his desk and be going over what people are texting in.

1:38.7

And he picks fights with people.

1:42.2

Even people who don't deserve a fight to be picked with. People that are nice and complimentary.

1:44.1

Yeah, they'll text something over, like something, I can't even think of an example. It just happened, though, yesterday. Like a song request. Yeah. And he'll text back something very snarky. Or something about them or us. Like, that last segment was amazing. Oh, really? You're amazed by it? Is it amazing? Yes. Or, well, that's what unintelligent people say. Yeah. He has a huge pet peeve with LOL. Like, oh, I loved what Gina's just said about such and such. L.O.L. Really? You're laughing out loud. Honestly. Yeah. So when, look, just digs. we do crossroads. We do Greg's Immature Replays to text messages. We're more than happy to dish it back when it's being dished. It's when it's not being dished. And it's just people who are interacting, engaging with the show, like people who are fans of the show. And you're being a dick to them that I hate. I hate it. We've talked about

2:35.3

signing texts from who it's on. So if it said whatever that was, signed by Seabest, that would

2:42.8

be different. Because then people get really upset to go, well, hey guys, I'm sorry, I'm a fan of the

2:47.6

show. I'm sorry, buddy. But like, I don't like, what? They get, dude, it's not helping. It doesn't help us. It doesn't. It hurts us. Right. Like the people who deserve it, fine. The people who don't deserve it. I'm not okay with. Yeah. And so yesterday I asked Sammy to reach out to the people that handle all the tech stuff. and we have Ixnade his access to the people that handle all the text stuff and we have

3:08.1

Ixnade his access to the text

3:11.4

Oh, he's gonna cry.

3:14.3

Too bad.

3:15.0

He loves the text.

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