Oh my God, this is so amazing. Wow! I can't believe you what free skydiving lessons!

I know so lucky right? Are you guys excited? Way excited! All right, let's do this thing.

What, what's this week's citation needed essay about?

But why? What's this week's citation needed essay about?

But why?

Well, here's the thing, whenever it allows a surprise for us,

or we all like wake up in a place, usually,

because he's doing pre-show shenanigans, They don't have the schedule for that?

Uh, yeah, this week is, uh, highest falls survived without a parachute.

I knew it.

Oh, come on, you ruined it. Seriously, you sapp about it. Oh come on you ruined it. Seriously you sabotaged our parachutes man? I mean it was right there you guys can't blame me for this

very much can blame you. Yes very much so yes yes. Yes.

I think I'm still gonna jump.

What? I'm just, no, I feel pretty tired.

You know, I don't know, this isn't where I thought I'd be,

or you know, like, it isn't even who I thought I'd be.

I feel like maybe whatever version of me was supposed to be happy just it's not possible

for me anymore you know like maybe I just I maybe missed my shot guys there's a buffalo wild wings near the airport.

Oh!

Oh, yeah, never mind, let's do B-dubs instead.

The sketch is a bummer.

Well, this is what happens when we don't die, Heath, this would happen. The Hello and welcome the citation needed. Podcasts where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia, pretend we're experts.

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