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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.
0:04.6	No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Kay Rock, we are Klein Alley's show. Johnny needs you to leave the studio because we've got to figure out your buzzwords. In a moment, Johnny's going to be the first person, I believe, on the planet to taste the new co-lab smoothie between the smashing pumpkins and Erwan. Now, we have made fun of Erwan many times on this show for a variety of reasons. Seems astronomically expensive. Allie has said when she went in there one time, she needed to buy eggs. When there was an
0:54.3	egg shortage, they wanted, I think, 20 bucks for a dozen eggs. Well, I also tried to eat lunch for
0:58.7	under $20. It was near impossible. I think all I got was a small kale salad that was three ounces.
1:03.9	But when they joined forces with K Rock Staples, the smashing pumpkins to create an OG goth
1:10.5	smoothie just in time for Halloween. We got goth got it immediately. I think this only became available yesterday.
1:16.9	And Johnny said he wanted to try it so badly, but he could never afford an Airwant smoothie.
1:20.4	We said, you can try it, but you have to wear the shot collar.
1:22.6	So we need buzzwords from you right now, and then we can officially kick off this.
1:27.3	High voltage food review.
1:29.3	High voltage review.
1:35.6	So I will describe this beverage as they described it on their website, and then maybe that'll help us come up with some of the words that Johnny will say while he tastes this smoothie.
1:46.6	Some of the proceeds go to, hold on, this is to raise money for the Concussion Legacy Foundation.
1:53.8	What?
1:54.2	They're raising some money.
1:56.0	They advocated for athletes and veterans suffering from concussion.
1:59.2	Oh, wow.
1:59.6	So they're perfect Johnny.
2:00.7	Perfect for Johnny. Who better than Johnny? He was born, wow. So there you get, perfect Johnny. Perfect for Johnny.
2:01.3	Who better than Johnny?
2:02.2	He was born with one.
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