High Treason
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2021
⏱️ 110 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, it is the Jesse Kelly show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday. Oh, what a sweet night. It's going to be. We have organized crime stuff. You know how much we love mafia stuff? |
| 0:24.0 | There's mafia stuff tonight. Yeah, little things like the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff committing high treason, which should result in a military trial and execution by firing squad. We'll get to that here in a few. |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, gallows is fine. I don't care. High treason is high treason. That's that's I'm not being over the top. That's a fact. We'll go into that in a minute. |
| 0:48.0 | We have professors rooting against the United States of America. Where are you sending your kid to get educated? And we have. Well, accountability is for everyone, right? |
| 1:02.0 | We have some new numbers out about the economy and man, those lockdowns ain't looking so hot anymore. But before we get to any of that, any of it. |
| 1:14.0 | I'm going to do something I don't think I've ever done it on the show. Chris, have I ever. Have I ever paid homage to a dead celebrity on my show? I haven't. Have it. It's just not my thing. I realize it's something everyone else does in talk radio. |
| 1:30.0 | Everybody, I the people feel an obligation to do it. And there's no judgment for me. I understand my show is different to put it mildly. Just nothing. Nothing I've ever felt the need to do. |
| 1:43.0 | Until today. Norm McDonald died today. Norm McDonald at the age of 61 died of cancer. I'm going to be playing a lot of Norm McDonald sound tonight. One because it's all pants wedding funny. Norm McDonald was the best. The best is just his dry delivery. Oh my gosh. I love this guy. |
| 2:08.0 | This was Norm McDonald played number 13. This was Norm McDonald at the S. P's at the S. P's. This was Norm McDonald. |
| 2:16.0 | And there's Charles Woodson. How about that? Don't want a season. He had it. |
| 2:26.0 | Great, Andy. If you came the first defensive player to win the Heisman trophy. Congratulations, Charles. That is something that no one can ever take away from you. |
| 2:35.0 | Unless you kill your wife and a waiter in which case. |
| 2:40.0 | I'll guess you're after him. |
| 2:47.0 | Oh gosh. That was Norm McDonald cracking OJ jokes at the S. P's. And you can hear the laughter and everybody kind of going. |
| 2:55.0 | And I'm going to pay a little more tribute to Norm McDonald tonight than I ever have anyone else before for another reason. |
| 3:08.0 | I understand everybody copes in their own way. People deal with life. Everybody in their own way. I am probably something you would call more of a stoic type. Chris is that fair. |
| 3:23.0 | A little too fair. Probably more of a stoic type. But Norm McDonald died from cancer today. Cancer he had been fighting for nine years. |
| 3:38.0 | Nine years. Norm McDonald was fighting cancer. And he didn't ever tell a soul. Not a soul. Not only did he not tell a soul. |
| 3:52.0 | He actually did stand up routines joking about dying from cancer and never felt the need to say I've got it to feel bad for me. |
| 4:07.0 | And he said, hey, that old man died now. They go, hey, he lost his battle. That's no way to end your life. What a loser. That guy was last thing he did was lose. |
| 4:27.0 | He was raging a brave battle. But at the end, I guess he got kind of cowardly was what happened. And then the bowel cancer, it got brave. You got to give it to the bowel cancer. |
| 4:39.0 | You know, they were in a battle. And then what the f***. |
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