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Togethermess

High Sex Drives & Internet Clapbacks

Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Things spice up this week with a recent Instagram find… having more sex will make you look younger? Keeping with the social media theme, Jordan’s post about Jeff went viral but not for the reasons you would think. We end with a couple great calls from y’all to cool off. 


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0:00.0

Yeah, medium group.

0:02.0

Well, here, this is a study that's kind of in my favor, because I'm down, you know what I mean, to have more sex. So I can be like, well, it makes you look younger. So it's a good, what do you look at at? Why is your face look like that? No, I was reading the comments. Hey guys, episode 129. Excuse if you hear our they are running around upstairs and I told them we are recording I need everybody to be quiet. Why does it tell them the go outside? I did and they're in here. They're hot. They've been running around. They've been running around since they got home. They were jumping on the terrain, bullying and running around.

0:46.0

Oh boy.

0:47.0

I don't need to hear the hot when it's 60 degrees outside.

0:49.6

It's pretty wild out there. I just walked out there. It's going to be 80 this week. I can't wait. Well, it's already getting nice. I got, I wasn't trying to, but I got some sun on my face. we were at the lacrosse game.

1:01.3

And I had like an outline.

1:03.3

My sunglasses were kind of cat hide.

1:06.5

And I had like this cat shape here on my eyes. I got sun. Yeah, you did get sun. I know, I wasn't trying to. But. This is how big of a loser I am and how old I am. I'm excited like to get the lawn going and put like some renew on there and I got some grass seed. And I'm ready to fire it up. were really supposed to be on it. Retired neighbor came over and he was like, look at my grass, look how green it is. I've already started. We're behind, I guess. He said that we need to be laying whatever seed down that you do. And he said, we're normally in Colorado, we get dumped with a snow right before Mother's Day or on Mother's Day. And he said that that will sit and soak and it helps your yard. So we're behind. Well, tell them I have a sprinkler that I could, you know what is weird though. As soon as the weather, like it's been beautiful here, the weeds are just popping up left and right. Yeah, I'm going to take care of all that this week slash weekend because it's been beautiful here. The weeds are just popping up left and right.

2:05.9

Yeah, well, I'm gonna take care of all that.

2:07.5

This week slash weekend,

2:09.5

cause it's gonna start good and nice.

2:10.6

So that's what I'm gonna be doing.

2:12.5

I'm gonna have to get rid of my,

2:14.3

I do the dip nails and I do it in the fall.

2:17.8

I have like a system that I do fall winter,

2:21.1

but as soon as yard work time comes,

2:23.6

I'm gonna have to get rid of these because I can't do yard work with what you do. I pull weeds. I know you don't even mow the lawn. What are you talking about? All right. Ask the neighbors. Everybody will say Jordan's out there pulling weeds and doing things. You'll take care of the backyard. Well, you actually burned the yard last year.

2:46.5

All right. Anyways, no one wants to talk about yard work anyway. I was just saying it's getting nicer and that's what I'm going to do. What do you got lined up today? I heard you produce this show. No, I did want to say, oh my gosh, you guys. So we are living All right, well, I feel like I'm living in my car just going back and forth and living on the field taking loss into practices and games and all of that.

3:09.0

I'm living in my car just going back and forth and living on the field taking loss into practices and games and all of that. I'm so sorry if y'all can hear this game. You guys can probably hear that. They sound like people are dying upstairs. There are. Um, and oh wait, sorry, I got sidetracked. Oh, living on the field and I cannot stand with, I seriously wanna like secretly film Jeff and like post it whenever we're driving and it's super busy and where Lawson's games are, it's a lot of soccer people across and the parking. I'm like take that spot, that's a good spot and it's like we can open the doors. I'm like, take that spot. That's a good spot. And it's like we can open the doors. I don't have to worry about the kids hitting someone's car. And then you get in the tiniest parking spot. And then I have to stand and hold the door for the boys to get out because I'm scared they're gonna hit someone's car with their door. And it drives me insane. And I thought about this last Saturday, I was gonna secretly like pull my phone out and like record you without you knowing. And what are you gonna write? He takes the first spot that's available closest to the field. You don't take the closest spot sometimes. I'm like me and him will get an arguments about this because I'm like just take that spot

4:26.9

and you just keep like driving and you pass the good parking spots. I don't pass the spots. I go in the first one and you want me to go all the way down. I don't know what you are. You're your bad back seat driver and the key thing, I don't know if I've mentioned this, she's got to hold the the keys, it drives me insane.

4:43.6

That drives me insane.

4:45.2

And you're always dawdling in the back.

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