Tasha hates him. Yeah, so out of his league. Oh, Hi, hello, hello, and welcome to another brand-spanking episode.

What brand-spanking new episode of another Bachelor podcast. My name's Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis.

What's going on everybody? You're excited, aren't you? I love Paradise. Paradise is a lot of fun. We're so excited.

Pat's behind the glass. Hi guys, um, hey, Nick, I'm gonna agree with you. It is a lot of fun,

but two nights a week is too much. It's too too much.

The mouse is getting greedy.

You know what I was talking to a coworker about this?

Why don't they space it out?

Why don't they space it out?

It's because they want to capture summer.

They want to capture summer. They want to inject

these last weeks of summer with Bachelor in Paradise because it doesn't make sense

if we're in Halloween and we're watching Bachelor in Paradise. It doesn't make sense if we're in Halloween and we're watching Bachelor Paradise.

It doesn't make sense.

And also their shitty fall lineup with some sitcom that ends in ish

will be starting in the fall.

Oh, blackish, mixed-ish. I thought you're talking about Asian-ish mixedish.

I thought you're talking about Asianish.

Okay, I'm not surprised that's next.

Okay.

And it'll star Anthony Anderson.

Take it easy there you fucking Garrett?

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