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Hello everyone, welcome back to part 2 of my roles at Roas.

We are currently pursuing a means to resurrect Nova Vigia, requiring a powerful diamond worth

at least 25,000 gold and it must be of a certain kind of diamond.

It cannot just be magically created or purchased these are rare relics that need to be found

and it just so happens as the party are discussing where such a diamond might be able to find

Lucius, half remembered an old story about the star of siasca, rare and kind of very valuable diamond

that was found long, long ago and then knock at the door came and as they opened it,

their young little, oh he's not young, their little halfling cook Howard revealed that he knew

about the star of siasca, thanks for an old story, what coincidence,

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