She's nuts, she yells and crows All booze in hard benzoes

She's blitzed drunk baked and stoned But somehow she still believes

That none of us will notice She'll blow a point one eight

And nothing's gonna happen, yeah

Cause she's so high, half-melosy She's so twitchy

Cause she's so high, like Janice Joplin without the talent

Cause Courtney lovely

Cause she's so high, half-melosy

First clash of flat for free She's high society

She's got the best of everything

From text messages just like me, but I'm willing supporters

She's brittle as she can be, hope no one ever drops her, no

Cause she's so high, half-melosy She's so twitchy

Cause she's so high, like Janice Joplin without the talent

Look at them titties, do do do do do do do

Yes she's so high, like half-melosy

She comes to speak to me, swearing words on that TV

Cause what she said sounds so retarded

Cause somehow she's already at least 14 drinks in

I know where she belongs, the Betty Ford clinic, yeah

Cause she's so high, half-melosy She's so twitchy

Cause she's so high, like Janice Joplin without the talent

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