High on the Hog

Sorry We're Cyrus

Brandi and Tish Cyrus

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

The gardener is here in case you hear any weird sounds, but that’s just life when you’re living high on the hog. If someone had told Tish what her life would be like today, she would not have believed you—she is feeling her oats and has found true happiness. Someone also gave her a chocolate mushroom bar, so that may have something to do with it... Brandi, on the other hand, has decided she gets worse hangovers from lack of sleep than she does from drinking, so watch out. Your hosts have some great Off Limits to chat about, with Brandi binge-watching the Divergent trilogy and stumbling upon one of Dom’s new movies! During their Dear MT segment, Brandi reiterates once again that you need to serve hard liquor if you want people to have fun at your wedding, and then Tizzle turns into an infomercial as she gushes over her must-have Baked Goods. Thanks to our awesome sponsors! Integra – For more information check them out at integra-products.com or @integraherbal on Instagram. Use code SWS at checkout for 15% off your next online purchase at www.integraboost.com HelloFresh – Go to HelloFresh.com/stoned50 and and use code stoned50 for 50% off plus free shipping Lume – Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code STONED at lumedeodorant.com/STONED! #lumepod Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, y'all. I'm Brandy Cyrus. Wait, are we live? And that's my mom, Tish.
0:13.0	Sorry, she's stoned.
0:22.0	Hello?
0:23.0	What is happening?
0:25.0	What do you mean?
0:27.0	Like, where'd you go?
0:29.0	My internet, I had to switch to a different one and then it cut us off.
0:32.0	Huh.
0:33.0	And the gardener just got here. So if you hear loud noise, I'll be that the mower.
0:38.0	We don't. Why?
0:40.0	Are the gardeners always here at a horrible time?
0:44.0	Like we potted on Tuesdays and I kept every Tuesday.
0:47.0	I just mean like jet in general. Landscapers are always here at the worst time.
0:53.0	I don't know what it is, either.
0:54.0	It honestly, I'm used to it and it doesn't bother me that much.
0:59.0	But it really bothers everyone else.
1:02.0	It bothers me so bad.
1:04.0	They come on Tuesdays at my house too.
1:06.0	And they come into the fucking crack of dawn.
1:08.0	And like there is nothing I hate more than waking up to us.
1:13.0	The sound of a frickin leaf blower.
1:15.0	Like I hate it so much.
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