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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

High On Stage w/ Dan Soder | Your Mom's House Ep. 725

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new stand-up material, bribing Charo to come on the podcast, the difference between Labor Day and Memorial Day, the Spanish soccer coach who kissed his player on the lips, and much more! They pay tribute to Jimmy Buffett and read the lyrics to a little-known song of his, and watch a video of a cool dude who claims he had homosexual relations with Barack Obama. Dan Soder joins the Main Mommies to discuss missing smoking cigarettes, getting drunk and high on stage, hanging with Dave Chappelle, free climbing, and cave diving, getting hurt as a kid, and much more! They watch New York’s cool new gender training video, some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Tom shares his infamous horse video.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week on YMH.

0:02.0

Look, if he just had some male prostitute,

0:04.5

this would not be an issue today.

0:06.2

Yeah, just do it with hookers.

0:07.5

Everybody wants it.

0:08.5

I'm damn free.

0:09.0

I do it the fuck I want Leno,

0:11.1

your chin's fucking annoying me.

0:13.5

Oh!

0:15.5

That was awesome.

0:16.5

That was awesome.

0:17.5

That was awesome.

0:18.5

That was awesome.

0:19.5

That guy completely deserved it.

0:22.5

Welcome.

0:24.0

Welcome to your mom's house.

0:30.5

You know what?

0:32.5

I slept great last night.

0:34.5

You know why?

0:35.5

I sleep on a Sotva mattress.

0:36.5

I do.

0:37.5

I sleep on the solar.

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