All right, so Jay brought us a 40 pound bottle of tequila. What's the story here? Oh, what's the story?

Michael Jordan's tequila. You know that right? No, I don't. Yes, you do. Well, you know that. I said, I said Jay. I said Jay. What's the story here?

Oh, no, Josh's spot on. I was just at an event at the New York Stock Exchange. It's got Wapner host, you know, in Josh King of the New York Stock Exchange called Whiskey Wednesday.

And of course, I brought tequila from Whiskey Wednesday. But the guests that he interviewed, they should do that at 7 a.m. Yeah, that would have been back in the 50s and go trade. I feel like you could have done that in the 80s.

Yeah, I think they did. That's how I got my start because they were drinking and I got to go. Was the 80s Whiskey Monday, Whiskey Tuesday, Whiskey Wednesday. I think Jay was the only one trading in the 80s.

Yeah, so this story with this is they hosted this event and Scott will interview some celebrity every time. Someone that's usually on his show and this time was the Celtic owner and he was telling this story about how he and his wife are out to dinner with Michael Jordan and Jordan huge tequila guy and they came up this idea. No, we got to create your own brand tequila. And this was the brand. They had some reps there and they convinced me to try it. I hadn't had tequila since my 21st birthday.

It was my 21st shot. It was a little plastic cup and that was shot 21 and that's the last time I couldn't even smell it. But I had this. I heard the story about the bottle shaped in 23 degree angles from Michael Jordan.

Oh, I don't know about that. Yeah, yeah, the bottle is the art. That's like 27 to me. I'll take your word for it. Yeah, get your compass out. Just double check. But 23 degree angles. And yeah, I tried that. I thought it was great.

And I thought I just bring one of my it's one of my favorites. And we actually you've had this. Yeah, we just polished one off during the Super Bowl. Me and two other guys. It's embarrassing with the kids there. But yeah, it's one of the best.

And you never want to assume that an athlete or a rapper or a singer or a movie star has a good tequila. Yeah, because he mostly don't, but this is like a really good.

The Rocks of Jordan is going to put his name on it. It's got to be the best. The Rocks is like mid. It's okay. It's not great. No, it's a mix.

He's better at bat than I'm at owning a basketball team. Oh, the rock. Don't get it from the top. From the top rope.

Charlotte Hornets. Oh, well, don't get the Charlotte native. He could say that he's been one of the worse. I think they just need to sell that. Wait, you have

the Eiffelmellable. Right. From now, you have that for now. So I think I f*** up Valentine's day this year. That's so.

So I, I guess I get accused of this often that I have no idea what's going on around me, which is sort of true. Like I walk through the house with a podcast in my ears and staring at, you know, slack on my phone or whatever.

So anyway, I did like a card. I did a balloon and a package of twizzlers, but like in a cute way. When I used to take my wife to the movies and she would always get twizzlers. Okay.

And the card was like, I didn't like write a novel. I just, but I wrote like Beatles lyrics. Like my wife complains about the winter. She hates it. She wants to move to Florida.

So I wrote, like, here comes this one. Like I just like trying to like, very, very low K. I was not like, because I'm not allowed to, there's a whole other thing. I'm not allowed to spend money on her. Why?

Because I'm an idiot by the wrong thing. So she tells me what she wants. And then I could spend money. So that's the way you listen. You actually succeed.

Dude, I'm the kind of idiot that like I booked a surprise trip during hurricane season to the Caribbean. Like I do shit like that. You got a good deal around that time. Yeah. Well, no, I had to literally not go and just eat it because it wasn't actual hurricane. I think it was, I think it might have been Katrina. I don't even know what's going on. Anyway, so I just do this like little thing. Yeah. And she's just like, all right. You know, and I'm like, what are you? All right. Like I got you a Valentine's. She's like, no, I appreciate that you did that.

You really like just don't know me at all. She's a first of all Beatles lyrics. I'm not your mom. Yeah, like your mom would love that, right? That's hard. That is harsh. No, but what's wrong? Tax man. Yeah, I wrote the tax man lyrics. No, it's, it's the point though that I do think that I have to step up my game in terms of just observing. Oh, Twizzlers. I'm not eating sugar. How do you not know that? Everyone knows. So anyway, she's like, if I asked the kids right now what they should have gotten me for

a Valentine's day, they would know exactly because they observe. They're paying attention. And the answer is $7.99 flowers from Trader Joe's. They actually have really nice flowers. Yeah. She goes every week. She buys flowers for eight bucks, put some in a vase. Yeah. And then they die. And so what? It was eight bucks. She's just like, that's what I like. I don't like the Beatles. I've known you 30 years. You know that. So that was like half-assed. And then,

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