Welcome everybody to your World War III alert. This is redacted on this Monday. I'm Clayton Morris.

I'm Natalie Morris. Yeah, all of the pieces falling into a messy place right now as we watch what's about to happen with an Israeli retaliation for a retaliation against Iran.

And we will be talking about all of those details on tonight's show. It's getting scary.

Raise your hand if you want that. Now that comes on an inconvenient day for Americans because we

had to file taxes today. It's tax day in the U.S. And so it really, you know, it feels like a,

like a sledgehammer to your, to your balls. Yeah. Yeah, when you pay that, this is your,

when you look at how much we have to pay, you know, the average American works from January

till May for the government. You don't get to keep anything until June if you consolidate it like

that. So filing our taxes this tax season just felt awful because it's going to war mongers. So raise your hand if you're

happy to pay your taxes into the war treasury. Well, and also this week, yeah, the House of Representatives

is, I mean, Speaker Johnson right now is like waffling trying to decide what the hell he's going to do

here. Is he going to try to separate out a Ukraine, you get rid of the Ukraine money and just focus on an Israel-only money budget that they're going to send another $60 billion. I mean, they're like skinny jeans, right? The war in Ukraine. Like, it's just out of fashion. Yeah, that's just, yeah, that's last year's fashion. So, but this is where your tax dollars are going. So as many as you, how many of you've filed taxes today or waited,

you know, did you wait to the last minute? Did you do it earlier? Let us know in the comments

below. Good to see all of you here on this Monday. We're also tonight going to talk about a huge

update on the bridge collapse in Baltimore, the Francis Scott Key Bridge, major developments on that front.

And it might not shock you at all.

We'll talk about that.

Plus, we did spend, or at least someone here, spent the weekend reading the cast review,

which is the updated gender guidelines for the United Kingdom.

It should apply to the whole world.

It's a fantastic report.

We're going to talk about how the trans activists are freaking out over truth and research

...