My vagina's angry. It is. It's pissed off. My vagina. Hey, what one is it? All right, fellas?

Hey, fellas. Are you there? Welcome Monday. Fuck it. Suicide day. Nice week ahead of me.

I'm beyond four different planes. Well, I'm not going to come home with AIDS and monkey

pox and COVID-48. Fuck. My brother just took a whirlwind vacation with his wife

a cruise. He went to Barcelona all over Italy. Melpy Coast, the whole Pompeii, the whole

spiel. And he was on the plane. The plane that the lady had diarrhea on. Not on that

flight, but that plane, that exact equipment. So he used the bathroom that lady. Oh, God,

I would have been funny if he got the shits from that. No, it wouldn't have. Anyways, yeah,

so I'll be on four different planes. You know, I can do it at 36 years, but it means a lot.

I want to see. I'll say it again, folks. I have a great time on stage while I'm murdering.

That's about 2% of these road trips. The rest of it's sitting in terminals, listening

to fat bucks, people snoring on the plane, stinky feet, all the other horses that comes

with it. After 36 years, you can only jack off so much. And I'm saying, if I have a murder

somebody, they're going to trace DNA from 1995 across the country, back and forth, every

lucky end to end. Anyways, we'll get to maybe the weekend sports later on in the show, but

because I don't want to make this as people tone in the first four minutes for sports every,

you know, but it was interesting, both college and NFL. And let's go, let's go to the first

story, Hayden Biden. Well, what does that mean? Joe Biden said to miss the, that's today,

by the way. Oh, let me, yeah, 9-11. Again, condolence to horrible, horrible day in American history.

So keep those families in mind. My sister Donna, her best friend in high school was the first

person killed. She was a flight attendant for the first plane. I think she was stabbed to death.

Um, can you fucking, that's what it, you know, but anyways, I don't know if they're doing the

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