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Okay, so last night I had the most unbelievable encounter. I still can't

believe what happened in almost an entire day later. I'm still wet thinking about it.

Okay, let me back up. Gina is my best friend from college and she's got waist length strawberry blonde

hair, green eyes, and a body that would stop a Mack truck, you know, perky tits covered with freckles, a flatter than flat belly, and the kind of

strong muscular thighs, you know, that only swimmers have.

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tits are way more than a mouthful, my hips are round and womanly, and all the guys say I

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