Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity battle. Dinosaurus had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian. An astronaut or drive a DeLorean.

Would I lie?

It's hard to say.

The Big Fifth!

Can you spot the lie?

The Big Fifth.

Some pigs can fly.

The Big Phid!

But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer.

Aw, the Big Fiff! From Hicksville, New York, this is The Big Fib.

And now here's your host, Deborah Goldstein.

Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the relaxed longevity of truth and the spasmodic interruption of lies. I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein. And in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa, whose name stands for live in studio audience. Penny for my thoughts, Deborah. What? A penny for my? No, that's not how it goes. It's a penny for your thoughts. That's what I said, a penny for

my thoughts. Give me a penny and I'll tell you my thoughts. Okay. Well, I don't have a penny on me,

but I can write you an I owe you. Okay, and I owe you for my thoughts. Okay, so what are your thoughts?

I'm thinking that I have a listener question to play.

Oh, okay, great.

Did you want to do more than just think about your listener question, as in maybe you'd like to play it for us?

Okay, but that'll be another penny.

I'll just put it on your tab.

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