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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2014

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Colleague of the show, Tchaiko Omawale visits for a discussion of leisure wear, dogs, America, race, class, social media, holidays, selfies, campfires. We call our friend Ibrahim. A caller gives Tchaiko a Jamaican food test. Etc.

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0:00.0

It's a rainy day. I'm wearing sweat pants. My colleague, my dear, dear, dear colleague, Chico

0:07.8

Omaha la laude. That's Chico on Twitter. She is wearing sweatpants and a flannel. I'm wearing a rain coat and some

0:16.8

pajama bottoms. It's raining, we've been luxuriating in the rain all day.

0:23.4

The best outfit ever.

0:25.0

Mm.

0:25.9

I feel so like in my element when I'm just dressed bummy.

0:30.2

That's what I said yesterday.

0:31.8

I'm wearing the same outfit from yesterday.

0:34.0

Oh God.

0:35.0

And I woke up this morning.

0:36.5

I was like, I feel great.

0:38.1

And then my boyfriend looked at me and he was just like shaking his head,

0:42.1

like what is wrong with you.

0:44.0

Anyway, I'm posting a bunch of photos of my dog and me in raincoats.

0:50.0

I can't get enough.

0:51.0

I gotta clean this stuff out his eye. I did it yesterday. I love doing this. It's so gross and it's so satisfying.

0:59.0

It's disgusting. I told Abraham to call.

1:03.0

He had his Facebook post that he had actually was what started me being really, really sort of sad and upset about everything because he posted this thing

1:15.5

saying how he decided not to undelite any of his white friends who were saying racist things

1:20.9

about Ferguson because he wanted you know they're part of his life and

1:25.0

people he grew up with and you know he was leaving it there so that everybody could

1:29.5

see but yeah and and I just read all the responses to his comments about Ferguson and it was just like he had friends that were just saying the most ignorant shit like it's not a why do we always have to being race into this or you know if you just listen to the cops like just

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