You are listening to a hillbilly horror stories classic episode.

The hillbilly is going insane.

Life so hard that I hurt your brain.

I can't you won't ever change.

These two hitties got the recipe.

Sad on back and listening to some of our dark history.

Welcome to a hillbilly horror stories.

And now you're your host,

Henry and Tracy Paulie and their dog Ninja.

Well the old legend say he was born late one night

to a mother of twelve because of 13th new life

and then he flew up the chimney and disappeared clean from sight

in the pine bars night.

He's got the wings of a bag

and a certain tea table

and his red eyes ain't long

like a pirate's room head

and then he hisses and screams

and pray it's all a bad dream

in the pine bar in the night.

And it makes you want to run and hide

and find a safer place somewhere inside

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