It's about to be a fun ride, follow along, watch as we slide,

Pev'n all more just hit the lights, scoops, pumps, off through the night,

Mixing just a little bit of twain, that girl sure can't do a thing,

Together, here Billy's going thing, last so hard that I hurt your brain,

I can't you won't ever change, these two hithing out the recipe,

Sad on back and listening to some of our darkest mysteries, ain't?

Welcome to a hillbilly horror stories, and now he's your host,

Jerry and Tracy Polly, and their dog Ninja.

Hey guys, I'm Em, and I'm Christine from, and that's why we drink podcasts.

Christine has her wine per usual.

I have my milkshake per usual, and from one spooky podcast to another,

you guys are listening to Hillbilly Horror Stories.

Hi, welcome, welcome, welcome to episode 49 of Hillbilly Horror Stories.

I am Jerry and I'm with my beautiful bride, Tracy.

Hey guys, how's it hanging today?

It's not really appropriate to ask how it's hanging,

because half of our audience base has nothing hanging,

or if they do, a good sturdy bra, would help that.

I want to know about that.

We got a fun show for you. It's a little bit different than some of other shows.

If you listen to our past lives episode that we did,

this one's going to kind of, I guess, hinge on that same line,

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