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Welcome to Helmilly Hunter Stories.

Now welcome to host, Jenny Polly, and his lovely wife, Tracy.

I hear she's a lovely girl.

He-he-he-ha-ha-ha-ha.

This is Amanda from Massachusetts,

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Someone has killed father.

Lizzie for her to Canada.

Gave her mother 41.

When she saw what she had done.

Give her father 41

lizzie boy and together

well first of all

that little girl's math is wrong because she only used

19 hits to the mom and only 11 to the dad

so they don't even equal up to 40

well I don't know but she just is creepy to me.

I can't even stand it. I'm going to have that song on my dang head all night. So anyway, this is episode 35, Hillbilly Horror Stories. My name is Jerry. I had to think about it. That's how long of the day it's been. And I'm joined by my lovely co-host, Tracy. Hey guys, how are you?

And, spoiler alert.

It's cold as a biotch here. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. It's not to do with what I was saying, though. 70 degrees yesterday. And literally, it's 42 today. And it sucks balls. So, okay. So do you think the people tuned in to listen to us instead of the weather channel?

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