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Welcome to the Hilboly Horror Stories. Now, welcome to the house.

Anybody and Mr. of the wife Triggs, my here is an unloving rule.

All right, how could we start a show about sleep paralysis without

an understanding? That's right, and I dig that tune. So I wish we could play a little bit more.

Did you hear me sing? We're not going to because of copyrights.

Oh. I don't need Metallica. They already pretty much shut Napster down.

I don't need them coming after our show. Well, I'm sure they won't come after our show.

They went after Napster. That's all I'm saying.

Yeah. Anyways, this is episode 22 of Hilboly Horror Stories.

And we're going to start off with the shout outs that we always do and people love that because

we screw up everybody's name. But the first shout out is a very special one.

It's going to go out to Tony and Jenny Vursky. Yes. Thank you, Tony and Jenny.

We love you. Them guys have brought us a boatload of new listeners. I was going to say shitload,

but Tracy's wanting me to tone down the cuss. So instead of shitload, I said boatload.

So how about that? That's very good. Thanks to them guys.

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