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Hello everybody and welcome to episode 83 of Hillbilly horror stories. I'm Jerry and I'm joined by my lovely wife Tracy.

Hey guys, hope you had a great weekend.

If you guys are in the Bigfoot stories, this is not the episode for you because we're not talking anything about Bigfoot.

We did buy King Kong for my nephew's egg to present.

No it doesn't. Of course we want to start off by thanking all of our military and civil servants all around the world.

No matter which country you represent or work for, thank you guys for and gals for everything that you did.

Thank you guys so much. Did you see the, I showed you a video the other day.

It was a lady who was trying to get man taken out of our dictionaries and out of our verbiage because she said that that was discriminatory against women.

I will punch her in her face. I'll open her face. Just please get a lie. Jesus feet.

It was kind of funny to hear her explain it.

Whatever she's whatever. Which I do understand postman should be post worker because there are women.

I could, that part I understand but she, she didn't like the fact that man was in the term was in woman.

Well, it's been that way for a bazillion years. So you just need to get over yourself.

Well, there's a lot of things that's been that way for a bazillion years. It doesn't mean we don't change.

Well, that is just ridiculous.

That's where I wish she was in front of my house.

I can grant it. I think this one is ridiculous but I don't think that's the reason to do it just because something's been that way for ever.

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