“Hey moron it’s radio”
The Tony Kornheiser Show
This Show Stinks Productions, LLC
4.6 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's Tony Kornhizer. The podcast is coming up in just a moment, but the sales whizzles have got some sponsorships up front. |
| 0:09.4 | Previously on the Tony Kornhizer show. |
| 0:13.6 | Three different ice creams. Okay, one is a kid's ice cream. It's like a lot of junk in it, you know, |
| 0:19.5 | and then one is a ginger ice cream, and one is a cinnamon cappuccino ice cream, |
| 0:23.9 | which I guess is the closest thing he's got to cough. Well, it's a DQ right away because, you know, |
| 0:28.8 | it's not coffee. It's not coffee. It's an amalgam. It doesn't really work. |
| 0:32.8 | Anyway, Bonnie brings them over last night, and I open them. The kid's ice cream is blue. |
| 0:37.6 | It's bright blue. I shut that immediately. Michael can take it home for the kids if he wants, |
| 0:42.1 | but it's bright blue. I thought he'd be bright blue. |
| 0:47.5 | The Tony Kornhizer show is on now. I still have that in the freezer. Do you want to bring it to your kids? |
| 0:53.5 | It's still blue. It's still blue. Oh, no, thank you. Brighter than ever. It's just awful. It's |
| 0:58.8 | you couldn't contemplate eating a blue ice cream. I'll take it. You take it home? Yeah, it's fantastic. |
| 1:03.7 | See if it gets the TSA for you. I'll give it to my parents, see if it speeds things along. |
| 1:09.9 | So, this is the beginning of the show. We're going right to Tim Kirchner. |
| 1:12.8 | Now, we're not going to do the normal beginning. We're going right to the man who has done more |
| 1:17.2 | for avocados than anyone since Duke Snyder. Do you remember that Tim that Duke Snyder owned avocado |
| 1:22.4 | ranches in Los Angeles? I'm right about that, aren't I? Avocado ranches? That is correct. |
| 1:28.2 | Duke Snyder was a great player and an avocado rancher. Yeah. |
| 1:32.7 | Have you had any thoughts of becoming an avocado rancher? |
| 1:37.2 | Make you throw your own avocados. We have to go over this again. I like them. I have not |
| 1:42.4 | addicted to them. I shouldn't be a spokesman for them. But I'm not kidding. Every trip I take |
| 1:48.4 | no matter where I go. I meet someone I don't know and we talk about avocados every time. |
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