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Elvis Durand, phone tap.

My girlfriend is always asking me if I'm gay.

And I keep telling her, no, I'm straight.

But she jokes with me all the time because she thinks I'm so well-groomed, wear nice clothing, I've got to be gay.

Anyway, let's throw her for a loop.

I'm going to call her and ask her if she's ready to fulfill my fantasy of having a three-way

with someone I just met.

Today's phone tap.

Hello.

Hello?

Yes.

Hey, babe.

What's out?

You know, I'm always telling you, you know, we should try new things and, you know, experiment with things. Yeah. So I was just thinking, you know, that I met somebody in our sight. Who the f*** did you meet that you want to do that with? You know, when I left here this morning, you know, when I left the house, I met somebody and, uh... How did you mean somebody?

Oh, when I went to the store, when I went to the, uh...

Oh, really?

So you flirt when you go to the deli?

That's nice.

That's really nice to know.

You flirt when you go to the deli? Well, you know, I met somebody over there, so I was like, hmm, you know, maybe this might be...

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