Hey Jim Carrey & Kelly Osbourne – Why You Look Diff’rent? – March 2, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 181 minutes
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Summary
- Jim Carrey & Kelly Osbourne spark concern, Chet Hanks stranded, Megan Rapinoe v. US Men’s Hockey Team, Stuttering John bombs in NYC, Eli Zaret joins us, and content creator Think Beautiful joins us to tear apart Meghan Markle.
- Eli Zaret joins the show to break down the David Montgomery trade to the Houston Texans, the upcoming NFL Draft, Detroit Lions CB Terrion Arnold’s trouble, Emmanuel Clase’s perfect plan, Eli vs Gambling Part 745, Detroit Tigers Javier Báez’s marijuana problem, the Tigers in Spring Training, the tale of Chris Pittaro, USA Hockey controversy, Jewish athletes, another Michigan scandal, Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Manny Pacquiao II and more.
- Iran is taking a pounding by the USA and allies. They haven’t given up yet. Some turd decided to shoot up a bar in Austin, Texas in response.
- Think Beautiful joins us to rip apart Meghan Markle. Follow her on YouTube for all your Markleverse needs.
- Dan Leach held court at Lady Jane’s while Marc got his hair cut.
- Stuttering John Melendez BOMBED at a Manhattan comedy club on Friday night. Anthony Cumia had an interesting night as well.
- Beast Games wrapped up another phenomenal season.
- Influencers are using Nancy Guthrie’s house for clout.
- Bhad Bhabie is still battling cancer.
- Rolling Stone dove into the recent celebrity GoFundMe’s.
- Chet Hanks is stuck in Colombia. Poor Chet.
- Why You Look Different? Jim Carrey? Kelly Osbourne? David Caruso?
- Michael Jackson’s estate is being sued for child trafficking. Mark Geragos is a turncoat.
- The USA Men’s Hockey Team is still feeling the heat from laughing at a Donald Trump joke. Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird are NOT happy about it.
- Stephen Hawking has been vindicated… but he’s still a creep.
- Bill and Hillary Clinton had to talk about their Jeffrey Epstein ties and were none too pleased.
- Shia LaBeouf did an interview with Channel 5 and Andrew Callaghan.
- Mikerophone has a good breakdown of Stefon Diggs latest news.
- Rashee Rice is not a good person. Receiver? He’s pretty good.
- Merch is still available. Buy it before it’s gone.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You know what uranium is, right? |
| 0:01.5 | It's a thing called nuclear weapons and other things. |
| 0:03.9 | Like, lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things. |
| 0:08.2 | Our country is named Iran, not Iran. |
| 0:11.4 | I'm going to bomb the shit out of them. |
| 0:15.1 | Hey, what's popping? |
| 0:16.8 | We're back after an unexpected day off. |
| 0:19.9 | My apologies. |
| 0:21.3 | Feeling better. We're back at full strength. off. My apologies. Feeling better. |
| 0:22.6 | We're back at full strength. |
| 0:23.7 | We've got Eli about to handle sports. |
| 0:26.0 | And, of course, a weekend full of action, not just sports reaction, but international action. |
| 0:33.3 | We've got our friend from Think Beautiful as ever, who is a new content creator who's doing some phenomenal work in the Markleverse. |
| 0:42.3 | And she's in Australia, and we start using some clips of hers and why we start hearing from her fans. |
| 0:49.0 | And she's never shown, though. |
| 0:50.8 | She's just audio only. |
| 0:51.8 | Isn't that kind of interesting that she does that? |
| 0:53.3 | Yeah, she said she's not ready to be on camera oh really i love that that she's doing so well without it adds |
| 0:59.6 | some mystery i'm kind of bummed i know her first real name now yes it's lara you oh you ruined it |
| 1:06.4 | are we not supposed to say that i have no idea i don't. I don't think she cares. It ruins the mystery, though. |
| 1:11.9 | No one knows who she is. |
| 1:13.1 | Like Batman. |
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