Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save Christmas?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2018
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Where we ask the hard hitting question like Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save Christmas?
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| 1:17.0 | Hey everyone and welcome to a very special Christmas edition of Plumbing the Death Star. That's right, it's a Christmas day. |
| 1:19.0 | Merry Christmas. |
| 1:20.0 | Where we ask the important questions like, |
| 1:22.0 | Hey idiot, how are you going to save Christmas? Is the classic situation Santa crashes into your house or whatever and he's like... |
| 1:45.0 | Dies. |
| 1:47.0 | And he's gonna be like, hey, Joel, or other Joel, or Jackson. |
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