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Bad Friends

Hey Homie ft. Frankie Quiñones, Johnny Sanchez & Cristela Alonzo

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.813.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Tour Tickets: https://badfriendspod.com Thank you to our Sponsors: https://babbel.com/BADFRIENDS & https://www.zocdoc.com/badfriends & https://www.forthepeople.com/badfriends & https://betterhelp.com/badfriends YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com 0:00 Bad Friends Tour Update 0:55 The Mexican Takeover 6:09 What Bobby Thinks of Aging and Dating 14:55 This Fool is in the House 26:08 Johnny Sanchez's Spanish Audition 33:25 Coconuts, Bananas and Twinkies 40:15 One Hundred Years Ago 47:35 Bobby's Power Moves: The Rabbit & The Sawing Machine 56:59 What Cristela Alonzo Thinks of Bobby in Bed 1:02:20 Villans & Heroes More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Juicy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/?hl=en More Rudy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendrudy More Fancy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fancyb.1 More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: 7EQUIS https://www.7equis.net/ Podcast Producers: Andrés Rosende & Pete Forthun This video contains paid promotion. #bobbylee #andrewsantino #badfriends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

What up bad friends. I am on my way back to the US of A from Aussie baby, and I'm so very excited to go on tour me and Bob are on tour.

0:09.0

You want to get those tickets? Get those tickets at badfriendspod.com. We added dates. We added cities. We added shows. We added shows in Riverside, San Antonio, Toronto, Canada. Come out and show that love for bad friends pod. We're doing a huge tour.

0:22.0

Oklahoma, Kansas City, St. Louis Indianapolis, Detroit, Louisville, Atlanta, Memphis, Northfolk, Durham, Charlotte, San Antonio, Houston, Irvings,

0:28.9

BoCans, Seattle, Portland, Phoenix, Jacksonville, St. Petersburg, Hollywood, Orlando, Riverside, San Diego, Montclair, Portchester, Baltimore, Philly, Toronto, and much, much more adding as we go.

0:38.2

Go to badfriendspod.com. Badfriendspod.com.

0:42.2

You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. You two are disgusting. You two are bad friends. You two are bad friends.

0:54.2

I know how to. When you died, when Richie fell in love with that, was that sad for you guys? It tore me apart from the movie.

1:08.2

Really? Yes. It tore me apart. That's like your Harry Styles. Oh my God. Richie Vowels? Oh my God. He was only 17 here. I didn't know anything about until when.

1:24.2

Until I heard a song called, was it Watermelon Shade? Yeah, he loved fruit. Well, that's what I thought it was. I was like, man, this guy loves that Waferska.

1:34.2

You know what, bro? I feel like I'm being racist. Walk the mustache and shit, bro. You know what, but welcome to y'all do Mexican amigos. Welcome. I'm gonna take off now. I'll show you the feels.

1:48.2

Anyway, oh my God. You had another one underneath all the time. I love it. So welcome to. So good to see you guys, man, because let me tell you something, man.

2:02.2

Andrew's been out of town and I've been doing this all alone and I needed friends, bro. And we did it all Korean episode, bro. I thought, what's next, bro?

2:12.2

Mexicans do a fucking love them, bro. We got a fucking. I went into just the people in the room, bro. We got a fucking rock.

2:20.2

Yeah, a fucking rock. He's half rock. Cool. Have fucked a Mexican. This guy. You know, be pro. When's the last time you slept, dog?

2:30.2

I stayed up late last night, but I have these all the time anyway. It's at a point. I know I need to get somewhere. You're gonna have to Michael Jackson. Yeah, I know.

2:39.2

You're gonna have to Michael Jackson underneath your eye because it's like it's so prominent. Listen, I looked into it. Here's the problem. Are you a panda? Can I ask you that? The panda is good too. Panda, Raccoon. Do you want Johnny to have Sammy Sosa Lids?

2:53.2

You know, there's a laser. There's a laser thing. But you have to go to somebody really good because if they take off too much, dude, then it gets, it's like it'll be pale. It's worse.

3:08.2

I don't know, dude. I don't know. I think pale is better. It's bad. It's so I know it's you. It's you. Some people just have dark circles.

3:20.2

Yeah, but it's bad. Look, it's bad. That's bad. That's pretty bad. I don't think so. Yeah. But it's gonna get, you know, it's gonna get the dermatologist told me it's gonna get dark. It's just gonna keep getting darker as I get older.

3:31.2

And it's gonna get him. Please don't get him done that. And it's gonna have to see what happens. Like it about five years. Yeah, it'll be they get it goes lower and lower. Oh, please. Oh my God. When we start calling him crater Sanchez.

3:45.2

crater.

3:46.2

crater.

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