I'm a hard time breathing already.

He's out of breath, folks.

Are you like a non-smoker, but you feel like a smoker all the time?

Like an elephant feels like it's sitting on my lungs, 24-7.

And I haven't had one seg in like a month and a half.

It's a podcast.

Hey, podcast pod.

Dad.

Don't make you a say. Oh, my God. She got the pod. Dad. Oh, make you a say.

Oh my God.

On pop culture news, Sarah thinks she's a smoker.

I do.

I really do.

I have so many neuroses.

It's crazy.

I've also realized, too, I have the opposite of a shopping addiction i have a scrolling

addiction do you have this like i go on now to asos.com onto pinterest and i scroll and i never hit the

buy button and i think to myself what's wrong with my like i look because i'm like is this going to look good

should i talk to a j first and i'm like just buy it it's crazy. I have the opposite of shopping addiction. I have fear of purchase. You have fear of, you have FOPO. Fear of purchasing online. It's almost like I don't realize that there's a return policy. Yeah. Well, you know what? Fire away in order, because you can always return. You can return, but it's a bitch and a half. It is a bitch and a half.

He really wants to return online orders.

It takes you years to get the refund. Of course. And then you have to keep checking back. Like, did I get the refund? Did I not? You're over there calling. I'm like, hey, when is this going to hit the debit card account? No, no, no. See, I'm the opposite.

I have no money to buy, so I just have a million Amazon tabs, Forever 21 tabs, Zara tabs, and never to buy. But you're humble bragging over there. You know what? You're like, look. No, I'm not. It's an anxiety issue where I'm like, why can't I just hit purchase? You should. You buy a lot of clothes from Amazon, by the way, because I have, I just saw, I just read like a BuzzFeed article.

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