Oh my god, one week. Nippity crickets.

Nippity crickets?

Where are them snippety crickets at?

Fear of them snippety crickets.

My little snippety crick, cricks.

I'm seeing like 10 of you right now.

I'm seeing 10.

It's like you're at your own rave.

Oh, hell no.

I can't run the boards like this.

I don't even know what the fuck?

It's a podcast.

Hey. What the fuck? It's a podcast. Hey! Not a cast,

Hey, fresh. Every day she'll make you say, oh my God. She's got the scoop on Pop Culture News. So grab a drink, and ain't what you think. It's Sarah and the crew. Oh my God, our tire crew is here. We are wearing our alien costumes. we're wearing our alien goggles because y'all, in one week, we are going to be storming Area 51. 51. Area 51. I feel like that's what everybody's going to sound like over there. My stitches are still in and they can't stop us all. Mark my words, they cannot stop us all. No, I'm not going first, but I'm going to go like four or five lines back,

okay? And they can't stop the fourth or fifth line. They can't stop. They can't stop us. What are they going to do? What are they going to do? They can't stop us. You look amazing, by the way. Welcome everybody to YouTube live stream. The Hayfrage podcast is live today, 12.30 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on YouTube.

If you're watching this later, just go to YouTube, subscribe to Hey Fras, and then share the show on any of your platforms. We love you guys. Thank you for spreading the word about the podcast. So much to talk about. We have this amazing guest. I'm obsessed with sex workers, I think, as you guys have figured out. You are. And I honestly don't know what to think about it.

I'm not going to judge, but yeah, you love them. Because here's the thing. I, I'm telling you, it stemmed from my body image issues. I never even knew how to, look, I'm trying, and keep thinking I'm hitting my fingers, but I'm not. How many fingers am I holding up? Five. Okay. Good. It took me a second. We have our alien costumes on. If you're peeping on our YouTube, you can see, AJ and I are going to wear these in the desert and take sexy photos for money on GoFundMe. See, I love sex work. You do. What do you want to see? One boob. One boob, $50. More than that. Our interns are like, oh. No, I swear to God. My thing is this, like, I hated my body. You know, I used to have sex with a trash bag on. Now I love my body. I'm having a sexual revolution. I never even know how to give a blow job until I was like 23. I used to just literally blow on it. That's what I thought I meant. So now I am fascinated. How are you,

I mean, Alice Little is going to be on the show. She works at the famous legendary Bunny Ranch.

I've always wanted to go. She makes $80,000 a month having selective sex with clients.

I'm going to ask her, though, because you know what it says she averages 80K? So she makes that what,

like maybe six months out of the year and then just calls it average? Because, like, great question. I need to ask her. Because if she's actually making 20K a lay, and if you guys have seen her, it's very interesting to me. What I would have imagined her to look like is like Sophia Vergara, Alexa Vega, you know, some type of spicy Carmen Elektra. She's like a little garden. She's a little garden, cute. No. I want to be a Christmas ornament. She is. You put her on your tree. I mean, this girl, she, Cody. She has declared herself America's highest paid sex worker. She has her own podcast where she talks about how to stop sex trafficking. This woman advocates for women.

I do love that.

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