Oh, hit me with the music.

Hit me with the music.

I'm hitting you with the music right now.

Yes.

Pod that bitch up.

Girl!

Sarah!

I was just looking at hotels because we're going on a little trip.

Oh, just a little trip.

Frighting.

Hey!

Hey, Brach, every day she'll make you say.

Oh, I know, I know this is the wrong one. Every day she'll make you say. All right, well, you know what, different intro than we're normally used to. I got to send you the new one. I know. We always have the old one potted up when you're using the computer. Oh. So many different devices, I know. Okay. Long story. Long story. Just technical difficulties. And then it just stops. And then it just stops. And then it just, done. I swear it's not me. Okay. Well, no problem. Well, you're getting the, the old throwback version, as we like to say, back of the day when we used to, when the first year of the podcast was at DC Improv. We love the improv. We like to give you a little TBT sometimes. Just remind you of all the places we've gone and how far we've come. Every place we've been and every place we're going. Welcome to the hate for age podcast. It is Monday. I am here with AJ, Andrea Lopez comedy, who you know and love. We have so much to get to today.

AJ's going to be back on Bring the Funny tomorrow night on NBC's Bring the Funny, which is huge. So we'll tell you about that and what you can expect. I'm back. You know, one week married, already drama in my marriage. Oh, please. I saw you guys this morning. He's calling you Dollywood. He's calling you, I don't even know the names. You have popsicle and dip slip and doodle doddle. I'm sure like in five years I'll be the most bitter bitch ever. Like I'll hate marriage and I'll completely be like, don't do it. But like right now I'm enjoying every bit of marital bliss. Like I love being married to him for one week. We've had the best week.

I mean, I haven't seen him because he's been working. He saw him like one day this weekend? I saw him yesterday. That was it. It's pre-s soccer season, he tells me. What does soccer season look like? Looks like he's never home. Okay. So pre-season, season, and then postseason, just never see him. So you see him for a good two months of the year.

He's never around.

So yeah, he's been gone all week, but he did inform me this week that he thinks that he doesn't want to wear his wedding band, that he wants to wear a rubber silicone wedding band. I'm like, wait a minute, how much those cost? Like nothing. Oh, the rubber silicles are like 30 bucks. They're like

2999. And they're completely rubber. Yeah. I know. Well, you could have doubled the size of your donut wall and told him to, you know, you could have saved the money on the titanium ring that he has. I could have doubled the size of my diamonds. I mean, you know, I could have taken that money. forget the motherfucking donut wall.

But myself.

I know.

So what is this?

Does he think he's going to be doing CrossFit?

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